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Sardonic Artery

Bright Like an A-Bomb Sparkler!

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Doesn't rhyme with Grandma
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Here is some brevity for your face:

I am not dead yet.

The longer version is in the journal.

(Yes, comment and friends me. I shall do the same to you. Then there will be no weeping and gnashing of teeth.)

*I know, I have a lot of memories, but they're all catagorized for my benefit. Be sure to check out the stuff from 'Testimony' (in order). It's all about how I got this messed up to begin with.
a george lucas junk-punch, a.l. kennedy, aimee mann, amy hempel, being that guy, bonsai trees, book readings, books, brad bird, carlos the dwarf, choosing how to fail, colinism, dark humor, dark-haired linda cardellini, death cab for cutie, destroying karaoke night, details, disgusting filthy pop, dislodging comfort, dredg, dystopias, edward norton, elliott smith, emolka, enjoying being cliché, evangelism, fake blood, family, fighting alongside mannequins, fighting-clive-cussler's-car-in-full-banshee-gear, finger halos, flannery o'connor, freaks and geeks, giddy amusement, grace, hair like spilled ink, halfway house ministry, har mar superstar, i-am-godzilla-you-are-japan, ideal love, idlewild, independent flicks, jesus christ, late-night walking, life without parentheses, literature, little black idea books, making-fun-of-what-i-do-like, making-fun-of-what-i-don't-like, mary karr, me-becoming-less-christ-becoming-more, meg kearney, metaphorically pooping on emo, michael s. harper, minimalism, mispronouncing celebrity names, morality, movies, nada surf, neil labute, not being that guy, novels, obscure references, old further seems forever, old weezer, oscar wilde, outreach, p.t. anderson, pam houston short stories, parisian night suits, personalized christmas cards, philip yancey, pop cab for cutie, prison ministry, rainy days, reading, rigor mortis rhymes, sabotaging self-sabotage, sarcasm, sardonicism, scaring sin, scotland, self-deprecating humor, serial killers, sex inside of marriage, short stories, solitude with a lollipop, some chuck palahniuk, soul schisms, specifics, spud webb, stuff that doesn't suck, stuff that sucks, surrealism, sweet sweet malopropisms, that god thingamabob, the alpha male r.i.p., the band savage henry, the best question ever, the first adam, the last adam, the right answer, the soup, the two-thirds rule, the wrong answer, the-alpha-male-back-from-the-dead, the-best-lines-you've-never-heard, this american life, todd barry, top-five lists, uh oh honesty, unhealthy addictions to potstickers, wes anderson, what jesus loves, what kills me, who jesus loves (you), will christopher baer, worshipping off the page, writing, x.o.e.s., xxxchurch.com

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